Welcome to the special feature, Your Barista Today Is: an entertaining AND educational feature designed to bring you information you can use and enjoyment that you need during the challenging times of the coronavirus pandemic. With everything turned on its head, why not work and play at the same time? Your barista today is a badass woman and for your drink today we recommend: screw the patriarchy—the theme for this week’s menu.
I’m not even going to get into my usual pontificating, because all you really need to know about this week’s selections is that they’re about badass women doing whatever the hell they want. If you’re ready to screw the patriarchy—and I really hope you are—may I suggest the following menu:
|Recommended reading:||Madame Bovary by Gustave Flaubert|
|Recommended viewing:||Lost Girl|
|Meal suggestion:||Whatever the hell you want|
|Drink suggestion:||The tears of men trying desperately to Mansplain™|