Welcome to the special feature, Your Barista Today Is: an entertaining AND educational feature designed to bring you information you can use and enjoyment that you need. Your barista today is a gentleman and for your drink today we recommend: drinking responsibly—the theme for this week’s menu.
St. Patrick’s Day is that one day of the year when everyone suddenly becomes Irish and foods not normally found in the color green mysteriously take on this hue.
St. Paddy’s Day is also when people like to indulge, often excessively, in liquor associated with Erin’s Isle (to the great detriment of their livers). And really, when you think about the abundance in Irish culture of such hilarious and entertaining songs as St. Patrick was a Gentleman—it’s not really surprising that people would want to join in the fun.
So that being said—drink responsibly, but enjoy this month’s menu!
Eat: Reptile Stew
Read: Finnegans Wake, chapter one
Drink: Whiskey, double, neat