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Category: Paranormal

Random Cactus Montage Award

We’ve all been there: you’re stuck in a class, either in school or for some career development thing. You’re going around the room, doing introductions, and it’s the standard spiel—name, rank, serial number—but the instructor wanted to be creative, so you have to add something unique about yourself.

Well hello there, my name is Emily, and I frickin’ love cactuses .

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An Academic Interest In The Devil

Welcome to the special feature, Your Barista Today Is: an entertaining AND educational feature designed to bring you information you can use and enjoyment that you need during the challenging times of the coronavirus pandemic. With everything turned on its head, why not work and play at the same time? Your barista today is not a bible nut and for your drink today we recommend: an academic interest in the devil—the theme for this week’s menu.

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Don’t Give Up!

Welcome to the special feature, Your Barista Today Is: an entertaining AND educational feature designed to bring you information you can use and enjoyment that you need during the challenging times of the coronavirus pandemic. With everything turned on its head, why not work and play at the same time? Your barista today is still unemployed and for your drink today we recommend: don’t give up!—the theme for this week’s menu.

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Don’t Burn the Witch

Welcome to the special feature, Your Barista Today Is: an entertaining AND educational feature designed to bring you information you can use and enjoyment that you need during the challenging times of the coronavirus pandemic. With everything turned on its head, why not work and play at the same time? Your barista today is a 300 year old witch and for your drink today we recommend: don’t burn the witch—the theme for this week’s menu.

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The Stuff of Legends

Welcome to the special feature, Your Barista Today Is: an entertaining AND educational feature designed to bring you information you can use and enjoyment that you need during the challenging times of the coronavirus pandemic. With everything turned on its head, why not work and play at the same time? Your barista today is a regular hero and for your drink today we recommend: the stuff of legends—the theme for this week’s menu.

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The Living Haunting the Dead

Welcome to the special feature, Your Barista Today Is: an entertaining AND educational feature designed to bring you information you can use and enjoyment that you need during the challenging times of the coronavirus pandemic. With everything turned on its head, why not work and play at the same time? Your barista today is the dead haunting the living and for your drink today we recommend: the living haunting the dead—the theme for this week’s menu.

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Screw the Patriarchy

Welcome to the special feature, Your Barista Today Is: an entertaining AND educational feature designed to bring you information you can use and enjoyment that you need during the challenging times of the coronavirus pandemic. With everything turned on its head, why not work and play at the same time? Your barista today is a badass woman and for your drink today we recommend: screw the patriarchy—the theme for this week’s menu.

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