The President’s Day weekend ice storm is an annual tradition here in North Carolina, and in my haste to get yesterday’s post up in between power outages, I accidentally forgot half of it. So here it is, for real this time.
What Roman god or goddess is looking out for your sign—and what are they reading when they’re not?
Astrology is popular all times of the year, but it’s particularly apropos around Valentine’s Day—the holiday of love, overpriced merchandise, and the patron saint of plague victims (also apropos this year).
Astrology memes are also quite entertaining (for obvious reasons), so this month I bring you this post:
What Roman god or goddess is looking out for you, and what they’re reading when they’re not
Featuring LGBT titles, because ancient Rome was super gay, and the author Megan Derr, because she’s super great.
Without further ado:
Aries | Mar 21 – Apr 20
Minerva: The Beast
Taurus | Apr 21 – May 20
Venus: Making Dragon Stew
Gemini | May 21 – Jun 20
Apollo: The Tailor
Cancer | Jun 21 – Jul 22
Mercury: Midnight
Leo | Jul 23 – Aug 22
Jupiter: The Secret of Mermaid Cove
Virgo | Aug 23 – Sep 22
Ceres: The Broken Forest
Libra | Sep 23 – Oct 22
Vulcan: Wriggle and Sparkle
Scorpio | Oct 23 – Nov 22
Mars: Locke & Key
Sagittarius | Nov 23 – Dec 21
Diana: Deceived
Capricorn | Dec 22 – Jan 19
Vesta: The Knight and the Prince
Aquarius | Jan 20 – Feb 19
Juno: Ivan the Heartless
Pisces | Feb 20 – March 20
Neptune: Tournament of Losers
And here’s your handy reference to all the signs’ birth dates, as well as the mottos assigned to them
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